About me

I never drank a microbrew.I honestly don't give a damn what you weigh. I was with a girl who weighed 250 pounds for six years and then was with a 90 pound ballerina for six years. Marriage left me broke; but I do not intend to stay that way!I don't smell bad.I will never tell you that I just want to hold your hand.I never wore plaid in the 90s. I am not into labels of any kind. Same goes for judgements.I am secure in my masculinity and don't feel trapped or threatened by gender or relationship roles or expectations.We managed to create a gay porn website that pissed off Rolling Stone magazine. Then Rolling Stone had to retract most of their article.I have lived in South America. Once you see that kind of poverty up close you feel rich for the rest of your life.Last year I had my hair dyed platinum blonde. Perhaps a fashion faux pas - but as soon as I went blonde I was having more fun. I am back to naturally dark hair now. I am Eurotrash writer deep down inside.I am essentially divorced; just waiting for the papers to clear. My last two relationships were each six years long. I am not a player. I like to read; keep up on the news and usually have something to say. Been living in France running my own small business for the past couple of years. I was born on Valentine's Day in Paris. I can clean up and look good and be polite to your mom; but be a bad boy and even a little crude and nasty in private whenever you want.I can see the value in a quick fling and the rewards of something longer. I can balance my essential nihilism with a vauge hope that nihilism might be wrong.I cook and am good at grocery shopping.I have an oral fixation.I survived marriage to a ballerina; so I clearly have a high prima donna threashold.I am kind.I am fun!I like both screwing and making love and am experienced enough to know the difference.

About you

Someone who will let me drink champagne out of their belly button and other fun places.Someone who gives a good backrub.Someone who likes to recieve oral sex.Someone who can seduce me into trying things I have yet to try.Someone who can explain to me why getting a blow job is an impeachable offense; while starting a war of aggression in defiance of the UN is not.Someone who smells nice.Someone who finds overpriced hotel rooms as sexy as I do. Room service and high thread count sheets rock my world!Someone intereted in talking to an American in France. Or who will be visiting the south of France and would like to have a friend or two when they arrive. Or someone just interested in talking to a provocative person. Honesty is more important than games. No bunny boilers either! Someone who likes to travel.Someone who does not like Dave Mattews! Knowing what the connection is between Vivianne Westwood; John Lydon and Malcom McClaren is a definate plus. Hint - in ends in 'x'.Want someone cool to talk to.Someone into long makeout sessions.Someone with something to say who reads books and knows what is going on in the world.Someone who does not think smoking is evil. We all have our vices. Looking to see what kind of interesting people are out there who like to read; play backgammon; experiment in bed and be a little crazy and irresponsible sometimes. Someone who won't freak if I think you are cute and can't help but give you a kiss or kisses after a few drinks if I think you are cool. But grounded and not going to give me a total emotional roller coaster. Generally a person who is confidant with themselves and finds the whole personals thing as odd as I do.Basically want to meet someone who gets that life is a fun; short joke. My question would be what are you looking for?Let's have fun!